My wife sleeps on her back while I sleep in the mis– take prone position

A memory hole should be just deep enough to bury yourself up to the neck– Any deeper

There are only two real superpowers: unacknowledged plagiarism and begrudging cooperation

I can never remember street names navigating strictly by landmarks taking left turns just past abandoned doughnut shops impugning me to keep my marriage

The pursuit of fame is the human equivalent of a dog chasing its own tail

God is the storm un– til He becomes your shelter from the storm. Amen

Known knowns: Who I think you think I am Known unknowns: Who you think I am Unknown unknowns:

Quick Draw McGraw taught us that in the wild wild west it’s better… shoot first and ask questions late… But Quick Bluff McGruff the Cyb… knows that on the World Wide Web…

Breathe in not out

No one is exactly sure why God switched from a pass/fail syst… to having you grade yourself but there have been quite a lot of B-plusses flying ar…

In person we can struggle for equality Online we’ve already achieved

Everyone looks out for their own f… This is normal But looking out for your own first by dehumanizing the other for looking out for their own firs…

Decisions my wife doesn’t make are settled by stare decisis

When I risk loss for those who are lost only then shall we both be found

Privacy is when everyone can see you but no one is watching Surveillance is when no one can see you