I like to think of The signs we are all seeing As God’s soft opening
Everyone makes fun of the weatherman for getting the forecast wrong as if getting it right is his real job
We expect a fiduciary relationship with our financial advisors and all they do is help handle the money Yet we so often fail
The kingdom of heaven is like two otherwise mediocre individuals making a great couple
The most hellish aspect of hell is how some of the people there don’t mind it at all
Why is there something rather than nothing? Because nothing is impossible
They can’t kick sand in your face if your head is al– ready in the sand
In the past walking into a cathedral made you feel small Now it makes you feel fat
The old playbook was all about helping you know the right time to go for it
Our elites believe That the key to holding their grip… In the face of domestic opposition… Wringing their necks While in the face of external thre…
Life is a game of Truth or Dare in which you never lose if you choose dare and where you never win if you choose truth
The things we possess In turn come to possess us– For lucrative careers, see golden… And as the saying goes If you own a restaurant
Meatheads of the world Unite; No one else can
I thought I was choosing between Life and death When really, I was choosing betwe… First and last place So, when I thought I chose life
My matchmaker couldn’t find me any… but she suggested I go to the bing… and focus on the woman who played the most cards per game
