I’m not afraid of being alone and I’m not afraid of dying but I am afraid of dying alone

I know a guy who knows Paul Simon who told me the real reason for th… was that Paul got sick of Garfunk… stalling for thyme

If you want to predict the future determine what is most taken for g… and imagine a world without it I predict a future where words will be replaced

Only a poet Can accurately describe anything More accurately A poet can describe anything Except himself

It’s not how well you prompt AI it’s how promptly you do so because he who laughs first will have the last laugh

We are all of us unreliable narrators Some of us just make a living at it

If you pursue any vice long enough you’ll either become bored or addi… scratch that– you’ll either become bored and qui… or bored and addicted

In my experience it’s not necessarily true that one plus one must equal two The sum is nearly always

The high strung flaneur gives free advice to the good and good advice to the free

The distance between zero and one is infinitely greater than the distance between one and infinity

We are all problem children Our problem is Everything we do is done to get a… As if every action doesn’t come wi… An equal and opposite reaction

A mid-life crisis happens when you realize that life is a treadmill which keeps speeding up until you fall off

The US Constitution rules out cruel and unusual punishment but that and a nickel will get you 1% of a cup of coffee now that cruelty is the usual

There are only two questions: Are we asking the right question? and Who gets the last word?

The kingdom of heaven is like a tr… where gentlemen may remove their h… while all others must