Losing what you never had is only possible when you look for it exactly where it never was
There are two kinds of people in t… Those who believe in God And those who believe in God But also believe in God You can tell the latter
Instead of shooting bullets into t… to celebrate I raise my leaf blower towards the… On blue moons I do this from my jet ski
There are neither good people nor normal people just people who are good at sticki…
The only stipulation they put on our capitulation was against any abrogation in accepting their congratulations
I’m sad to say I’ve never been happier And I’m happy to say I’ve never been sadder All of which is to say
Six days of innovation One day of relaxation I guarantee: Creation!
After fifteen years of marriage I thought by now I’d have made partner
At first we thought This changes everything We weren’t exactly wrong But, of course Everything is highly adaptable
Totalitarianism then: Nazis and the like Hunted and killed Jews Totalitarianism now: Those hunting likes
We talk about current times But time is a current That gives us our power We hate death Seeing it as the loss of all power
Read between the lines: We are behind enemy lines
It’s almost impossible to tell the difference between self-effacement and self-abasement In the former he stays down to earth
Every strength comes with a weakne… So, when a recent headline said “Is Xi Jinping all-powerful or we… it demonstrated that our greatest… is the ability to ask a stupid que…
It all clicked for me when I realized that Hebrew School Is a party school
