The problem is we’re running out of time and the only solution is playing the long game

Every time I’ve totally lost it It was because I feared I had lost control But they can imprison you, torture… And yet they can’t take your self-…

At the end of The Sorcerer’s App… as chaos reaches a crescendo the sorcerer appears just in time and sets things back in order Apprenticed to no one,

I trusted the process It wrought processed food I’m still processing

A student’s job has always been to put received knowledge into their own words or, more simply to state the obvious

People are the opposite of baked potatoes– If you keep poking holes in their theories they will explode

Faith can only move mountains by ignoring mountains of evidence Like most people who’ve lost their… I’ve retained my ability to ignore mountains of evidence

Unsatisfied with natural consequen… human beings concocted perverse in… which is to say where once we were mere mortals now we are self-defeating

In the digital age we let our fingers do the talking

You and God are like socks– No matter how far apart you get You are still a pair You and God are also like pants– Even though you are forever one

When things were easy going it was easy to believe you were on the up and up But when the going got tough suddenly you were going

One of the great things about bein… Or, in my case, becoming Jewish Is that every Jew has a voice So, you would be forgiven for thin… Two Jews, two opinions

In a twist in hell there are no consequences

In days gone by we said you can lead a horse to water but you can’t make it drink In these more opportune times it’s widely understood that

Life is defined by failure But you can transcend failure If you die trying