Like many people I have dreams in which I’m flying but in mine I’m always flying
The lamppost is an outpost Where it’s safe to admit That between you, me, and the lamp… Self-knowledge is over-rated Self-deception is automated
Just because they’re coming to get you doesn’t mean you’re not paranoid
Natural disaster was always an act of God With climate change we’ve made it our own
The devil is ingenious: Since our minds are inside the min… The devil has designs on us Uploading our minds to the cloud– i.e. To hell–
The first half of life Is spent waiting for the inevitabl… But inevitably, you get distracted… Because a watched pot never boils The second half of life
The most useful secret agents Are those who don’t know the secre… That they are agents of warfare
Like Coke for Coca-Cola, Mr. Pibb is short for Mr. Pibb, ABD
It’s horrifying when two parties have a suicide pact but it’s exponentially worse that the far right and far left
There were 102 passengers on the… So why only 101 dalmatians?
The best way to feel in control even though all control is an illusion is to stand in a line
There used to be two types of peop… Those who wanted to Go ahead and get it over with And those who wanted to postpone t… This enabled some degree of self-s…
We’ll never win a power struggle But that’s never stopped us trying And we always end up tying Because our fates are tied togethe…
The question isn’t Are you doing this the right way? Because there’s no right or wrong… To do the right thing The question is
We’ve gone from individuals distinguishing themselves from the… begging to differ– “Whatever it is, I’m against it”- to groups