Like many people I have dreams in which I’m flying but in mine I’m always flying
Life used to be hard And that’s how we liked it So much that we used to say Hurry up and wait In the understanding that
The devolution to a permanent ruling class of the progressive educated elite will not be televised Because the elite cut their cords
When I got to the front of the self-checkout line I assumed there’d be a mirror but to my surprise and delight it was even better than I’d hoped
Because we are social beings whenever people said they have no… they always meant they have no soc… Real life was social life But now social life is short for
When an American marries into a brood of Scots it’s a matter of when and not if we overdo it with the family tarta…
It’s not that we’ve abolished death but we’ve made it a mere formality
G.K. Chesterton said “When men stop believing in God they don’t believe in nothing; they believe in anything” But after a while,
It’s become harder than ever to be the court jester– you have to use humor to speak
In the past walking into a cathedral made you feel small Now it makes you feel fat
The narcissist has just the one advantage but it’s all that he needs: Instead of looking his true self i… he gets to look his false self in…
The difference between your superego and God is that your superego says You must, but you can’t leaving you with worlds of guilt
If you travel through time it’s always the best of times and the worst of times; it’s just the ratio
Instead of the invisible hand bending self-interest towards the collective good we got the risible glad-hand laughing our selfishness off
Mother Goose was always considere… a good enough mother Until lately we realized her failure to smother It was unanimous
