The difference between God and human beings Is that God gives you what you deserve Which is always what you need

They say You can run but you can’t hide Which is why the One Ring With its power of invisibility Is so seductive

Democracy was superseded not by a police state but by a witness protection progra…

It’s always a bad idea To admit you have no idea Put another way: No idea is a bad idea You get the idea

We think nothing’s shocking since we’ve seen it all when really it’s because we’re blind to the obvious

Mid-life crisis: the failure to start hoping you don’t get what you want

The difference between God and ma… Is that man can’t abide A free Jew While God will abide With the Jews

You’ll never convince me that when the sun and moon are out at the same time it isn’t the sun appearing at nigh…

An overreaction used to tell you who was guilty Now it’s just another link in

Every ego is a God complex And like you I almost had myself convinced that I am who I am

I believe in a future in which man perfects the art of expressing his discontent in bushes that look like clouds

It always comes down to what is most important to you and what is most important to you is not knowing what is most import…

It didn’t matter that I’d been scrupulously carbon neutral; my interlocutors persisted until I realized that the desire to make… had left a vast carbon footprint o…

God took the risk of betting on us Because He made us to embrace ris… God is betting that we pass our on… What are you willing to risk your… a. Everything

The truth is always at a disadvant… because while you can harness truth in service of a lie you can’t tell lies