The difference between your superego and God is that your superego says You must, but you can’t leaving you with worlds of guilt
Denial was a lot easier when your head was in the clouds but your memories were stored on microfiche
Old habits are hard to break but impossible to make New habits, like flossing, are easy to make
Thanks to QR codes you can sign-in without your signature much as for some time now your phone has enabled you
Everybody knows The pen is mightier than the sword But few understand That it’s because The pen is a lightsaber
Gracious me! Now that college Has become a finishing school There are no starter homes
I always liked making people laugh until my undergraduates told me that it was an abuse of power asym…
Liberalism without religion is lik… dining at an all-you-can-eat buffe… There’s plenty of everything but everything is so-so Religion without liberalism is lik…
I always thought saying slide trombone was like saying pizza pie until I heard about the valve trombone
We thought we had finally notched… by confronting Father Time with the paradox of our times when self-defeating is the new win… but we can’t win for losing
Life is a game of Truth or Dare in which you never lose if you choose dare and where you never win if you choose truth
The realist doesn’t look at clouds… that describes the escapist The realist looks at clouds and se… from her childhood
You can’t burn a bridge when they’ve already dismantled th… to keep you out but you can burn an eternal flame to mark the location
I have a prediction to make: We can’t predict the ending But when it’s all said and done Everything will seem obvious For example,
This is going nowhere so, by all means let’s keep going