In Mexico City men never wear shorts and if that’s where my anxiety dreams are set they could represent

The worst-case scenario comes true when enough people believe it’s the best case scenario

I try to imagine what it was like for my wife when two lines meant positive and the closest I get is when

Everyone who uses language believes in God Prayer is the act of admitting that you believe in God

Rule #1- Where God says no, the devil says… And where the devil says no, God… Rule #2- If everybody knows the answers ahe…

We’re all like unharvested potatoe… covered in dirt thinking that means we’ve got the dirt on each other

Thinking that the purpose of life… things looked good enough on the s… to believe that my life was 24-karat gold Who knew that the purpose of beaut…

It’s not that I’ve often taken leave of my senses but that I can never take a hint

Once the highly educated noticed t… in Buddhism right thought leads to right speech and right ac… it was only a matter of time before Mindfulness became

I fist met Cap’n Crunch back when he was 2nd Lieutenant C… He did this weird thing where he’d… in the powdered milk powder and sa… Stays crunchy even in milk!

By Jove, the easi– est way to work on yourself is to get married

It is only when you conduct a fearless moral inventory that you will come to fear God because you knew the right thing t… but did the wrong thing anyway

The distance between zero and one is infinitely greater than the distance between one and infinity

In the confession booth I have a confession to make so that I can receive forgiveness In the show trial I have a confession to make up

We hit it off: she’d declawed her cats and I’d plucked my cacti’s needles