Denial leaves a vacuum that is ever filled by wishful thinking

Thanks to his bifocals Ben Franklin could see that while we might look like bald… up close we’re clearly turkeys

I’ll go those who want to live on forever in their apartment… one better– I’ll never even leave

The fear of God is hard to define… Like many things You know it when you see it Which is whenever you witness some… Summon the courage to do what must…

Home is where you go and you have to take their shit-eating grin

God took the risk of betting on us Because He made us to embrace ris… God is betting that we pass our on… What are you willing to risk your… a. Everything

Past– I know what I want Therefore, I need someone to tell… so I can go ahead and do it Present–

The difference between God and ma… Is that man can’t abide A free Jew While God will abide With the Jews

A smart phone is 1/7 billionth of a doomsday machine

My handwriting analyst said my electronic signature indicates a Type A personality and that’s all she sees anymore I said

We flatter ourselves that the prog… man vs. nature to man vs. man culminates in

I’m not aware of the lies I tell myself Who is?!? But the white lies

The stapler inevitably jams And it’s always the stapler That jams the copier Except for the times it jams When you try to copy something you…

The difference between Mother Nature and God the Father is that the former doesn’t suffer fools gladly while the latter

After the sexual revolution men thought they could finally get what they want AND what they… while women believed they could at… get what they need AND what they…