When an American marries into a brood of Scots it’s a matter of when and not if we overdo it with the family tarta…

When the world is a tsar Insisting: Don’t you dare be who… Take it as a dare and risk the sca…

The depths of despair will be alleviated to the degree of your depths of attachment

There’s always a deadline when I read a lifeline so I’ll cut right to the chase: Conjoined with your avatar you will live forever

Our surveillance state is uniquely American in that it is of the people by the people and for the people

We got the five day work week because that’s how long it takes a python to digest it’s meal

Forecasting the rain in Spain is mainly done in vain

Two roads diverged the one to the left leading up the garden path the one to the right leading down the garden path

What looks like the wreckage of my life is just my crumple zone doing its job

In a post-pandemic bid to remain relevant the SATs have removed all true/false questions in acknowledgment that such questi…

Thinking of happiness as the meaning of life is like thinking of sugar as the meaning of food

I can’t say I have wants and needs; mainly I don’t want to be needy

At bottom freedom consists of the possibility that you are wrong

Every time I screw up God says what He has to say and then He says Over and I always think

The days of having a cold spell have given way to the era of casting a cold spell