Even when religion is about the symbolic it must guard against fundamentalism But when religion

Fight fire With fire Accordingly, A bureaucracy can solve any proble… With more paperwork

The only way to become friends And stay friends Is to spend time together Is it any wonder, then That pandemic lockdowns

If I’ve said it once they’ve liked it a thousand times

One of the clearest differences be… Is that all of God’s rules Are written down in the Torah While the devil strictly relies on… This is because

Everyone makes fun of the weatherman for getting the forecast wrong as if getting it right is his real job

Don’t fear death– Time is the chisel With which we sculpt the infinite Or if, like me, you work with word… Each day is a first edition

Desire is a tautology rendering each of us a failed ouroboros as dogs chasing our own tails

We used to be able to talk to each… About the world Because we could always say Present company excluded But now that every screen

I want what you want so I want a cow

If you can convince people that something is inevitable they will behave as if it’s already happened making its eventuality a non-event

Just as God is one There is only one strength– A yetzer tov That is strong enough to tame The yetzer hara

I can never remember street names navigating strictly by landmarks taking left turns just past abandoned doughnut shops impugning me to keep my marriage

I have a prediction to make: We can’t predict the ending But when it’s all said and done Everything will seem obvious For example,

There’s equality And there’s e-quality You know the former when you see i… You know the latter when it sees y…