Coffee is for the middle-aged; we need both to shit and get shit done

I don’t get mad I get odd

The rise in sales of cruelty-free products exactly tracks the increased rate at which its consumers visit cruelty upon

Over the course of life I’ve never managed to finish anyth… but for always completing my course of antibiotics

When a tone deaf authority insists you watch your tone it’s because they would never ask you to do something they aren’t already doing themselv…

People will only tell the truth when they think they can get away with it For example, perjury laws only wor… by publicly threatening jail time

Augmented reality works through addition by subtraction where we’ve lost contact with real… but gained a sun

Somewhere between 27% and 53% of… none of which students can legally… is wasted Let’s split the difference and call it 40%

Every night when I go to sleep my dreams fulfill my dearest wishe… so that I can make it through anot… But the metaverse is a dreamscape where your avatar is only allowed…

Now that everyone else is also holier than thou Our far left raised the stakes becoming holier than Mao With slogans of piffle

Mating For Life Saved My

The first time I went to a robot… I said it hurts when I do this just as I bared my soul and the robot doctor said Don’t do that

It’s come to my attention that My attention span is limited By what I want to see And like most people these days I don’t know what I want

I remember saying to myself Okay, this is it the moment of truths

Think about how much control they… with a made up version of eternal damnation Then consider how much freedom you’ll be left with