I used to believe that if no one was unwanted there would be no more Wanted post… Now I think that because we can never stop wanting

There was no end in sight but we put an end to that by losing our sight And all we could hear was the sound of violence

When I die I’m go– ing to donate my body to pseudoscience

When we had bodies they called us extras which was short for extraneous though our negligible status lent a degree of latitude

There are no endings neither happy nor sad– Does this make you happy or sad? I pretend to answer the question by preferring songs that end

Afraid that everything I wanted was nothing to write home about I was left with nothing to write home about

Unsatisfied with turning on the T… to take our minds off things we’ve taken to turning our minds o…

At long last Today is the day I owe it all to you And I can only repay my debt By giving my all

One thing I could do Was need control

You know you must die and yet you must live You can never know if you’re right and yet you must choose So it’s not

At the end of life you can either say I brought it or I bought it

We got the five day work week because that’s how long it takes a python to digest it’s meal

Modern research methods have detec… that there’s no such thing as a ba… leaving scientists puzzled as to w… the whole bunch is still spoiled

People want the lockdown to be enforced with facial recognition technology because they don’t recognize thems…

The day I found out I was as deep as a basket of botto… was the same day I learned that the problem with fishing for compl… is that you can’t throw them back