The people pleaser’s greatest mist… is believing that if you always walk the line you will never have to

It always comes down to what is most important to you and what is most important to you is not knowing what is most import…

The number one cause of divorce Is holding a grudge We are divorced from reality Because we hold a grudge against t… We resent the truth

There were 102 passengers on the… So why only 101 dalmatians?

It turns out they were right when they removed the self-destruc… explaining You won’t be needing this anymore now that you have autocorrect

We talk about current times But time is a current That gives us our power We hate death Seeing it as the loss of all power

A human has being so, we call ourselves human beings God has meaning so, we call Him

God is a verb Woman is a noun And man is an adjective Put them together and you have Moderate

When my father-in-law dusted the cobwebs off our front p… they were back within the week It is hard to feel sorry for a spe… that has negligible capacities for…

The human capacity for love is perfectly equaled by the human capacity for aggression The chances that these two traits would have been selected for

I never knew who they thought I really was until I finally staked my claim

Self-flattery will get you everywhere but there’s nowhere left to go

Self-inflicted wounds Are those that result from Trying to cut yourself off from G… Because that is impossible So, you just end up cutting yourse…

At the end of The Sorcerer’s App… as chaos reaches a crescendo the sorcerer appears just in time and sets things back in order Apprenticed to no one,

My soul is the sole part of me My body makes me one of us My mind is made up Of body and soul– So, just like you, I am