Fox News said it was “Fair and B… which supposedly meant that it was… because it was balanced but really it meant that it was fa… because it wasn’t balanced–
The sixth extinction was hardest of all on the balloon animal artists
We’d all been taught As the temps got hot That all was for naught And that was our lot So, we’d cashed out and bought
We fear that the long game Is a long, lost game Because we find ourselves lost Forgetting how, on the surface of… We can plow forward in trust
This is the stage in history where we all give constructive cri… to the demolition crew
My ego is too big
During the rodeo clown shortage nobody thought that the rodeo mime… but the mimes surprised everyone distracting the bulls by silently evoking the dignity
The easiest way to tell that climate change is a new religion is that it allows for plenty of missed deadlines
Language shouldn’t work A word, all words Are defined by other words Defined by still further words And on and on
All consciousness is false consciousness but some consciousnesses are easier to fake
Every night when Smokey Bear would tuck me in… the last thing he always said was Only you can prevent forest fires
The world to come is like a signature look that’s always a new look
People complain that religion tell… missing the point that it enables… other people telling you what to d…
It’s a truism that life is a roller coaster ride But it’s also true that unlike a roller coaster things get even more interesting
The sequel to the TV show What’s Happening!! Was called What’s Happening Now!! Which is our clue to recognize
