I thought I could keep the family… until I realized I was the family… So, all the time I was afraid of… the family’s dirty laundry I was already wearing
It’s a lot easier for men to dwell in the mystery of what a woman wants than to acknowledge what it is exactly that
Having given up On heaven No one Recognizes hell
Happiness is the moment after the weight of the world is lifted from your shoulders and before it lands on your toe
Most people can get away with sweeping a few things under the ru… but when I started working at the… I couldn’t help noticing how the rugs looked like
When I caught my wife cutting up… she said it was to prevent birds getting stuck in them like six-pac…
The world to come will be Exactly the same But for one startling difference: God’s love will never go unrequite…
The last stage of wes– tern civilization was groupthink without groups
American Express changed its slog… “Don’t leave home without it” to “Don’t live life without it” in acknowledgement that
I can never remember street names navigating strictly by landmarks taking left turns just past abandoned doughnut shops impugning me to keep my marriage
It took the spies of Five Eyes to tell that Putin wasn’t bluffin’ But just ask the staff at Five Gu… and they’ll tell you Trump’s MacG… He longs for Daddy’s approval
The One Ring had it backwards The one thing that bestows power is
Either Life imitates art and becomes an exhibition Or Art Imitates Life
If Meta has its way Meta will be to the metaverse as God is to the universe Of course if you look God in the face
You seem to have caught me in a gr… But it can’t be at all my fault if As you’ll see in the hieroglyph My back is to the cliff Over which the lemmings drift