The bell curve is the Serpent With the lump in the middle Who ate Adam and Eve By convincing us we’re all mostly… But we’ve proven indigestible

When space is finite we need to share which is colloquially known as using the Force When cyberspace is infinite

If you pursue any vice long enough you’ll either become bored or addi… scratch that– you’ll either become bored and qui… or bored and addicted

Each question on the purity test concludes with the following promp… Which two answers are correct? And you always have the same four choices:

When I asked Permission to come aboard The ship of fools They said Everything is permitted

Jews will tell you Right up front That they believe They are the chosen people WASPs believe that they believe

I know I’m losing an argument with my friends when my thoughts turn to lunch I know I’m winning when I’m about to lose my lunch

At first we thought This changes everything We weren’t exactly wrong But, of course Everything is highly adaptable

When people give you the silent treatment have them put it in writing

When someone says Ask me anything You wonder what you’re not allowed… But that’s exactly what you can’t… Because they don’t know

Just as the yin-yang symbol portrays both dominant sections with a small portion of the opposi… lack sows an abundance of desire and abundance lacks lack

We should all know by now That every day is a do-over But we fail to realize That this means we’re in overtime And our version of overtime

The whole key To reinventing the wheel with cybe… Was making the ratio of the circum… Of a circle to its diameter A rational number

We are only here for a short time So, you might ask What are we for? Believe it or not, we are for God Doubling down

Every writer has mistaken his shotgun for a rifle– He may hit where he aims but he will also surely miss In discharging his will to power