Acting locally solved climate change but now instead of a life or death situati… which at least had a degree of rom…

I may not be deep but I compensate for it by getting deep into the weeds

My wife– All 5 feet of her– Busted me out of prison So that I could get back To a life of time

It was an offer I thought I couldn’t refuse: You can sit there and take it Or leave it Having nowhere to go

Serve (one another) and Play (together)

The funny thing is if you’re continually nervous about getting into a wreck you become a nervous wreck and then

When they closed all the beaches my dad said not to worry and I just knew he’d install the swimming pool I’d always wante… Instead, I came home from school

In failing to put the I in team I took the erotic out of neurotic

They let Potter get away with any… but somehow I get expelled for flo… that a wizard can’t have the same… even though zero (magic) is only half as large as double ze…

God’s door is always open Because God’s door is Our open wounds

In His infinite wisdom God made the pen mightier than the… Which is why the internet’s first… Is the First Amendment It’s only once free speech and fre…

When Plan A is not having a plan Plan B is not having an exit strategy

Right up until the last revision it said Life, liberty and the hot pursuit…

The reason every man has his price is because he always fails to real… 1. that he can never get what he w… 2. this makes his desire priceless

Instead of a scythe the mirthful reaper carried balloo… and we just floated away