Life is either A whole lotta nothing Or a whole lotta love Nothing could be easier than love Then again

You’ll know it’s the Fountain of… when you dive in to get it over wi… endure the shock, but then you never get used to it

Optimists dance the two-step: It’s going to get worse before it gets better Pessimists plod

I’m not at liberty to say exactly… Batman and Robin change their clo… while sliding down the Bat Poles but I can share that it involves a lot of Alfred’s band…

All behavior is purposeful and all behavior is self-serving until you realize that all behavior is self-serving which is when you find out what ha…

Socialism insists You should want what you need Capitalism connives To make you need what you want When in truth

The only way God can love us all the same amoun… Is by loving each of us infinitely And the only way God can love each of us differentl…

The internet wants to tell you a l… Instead, let me tell you a secret: After the Holocaust Antisemitism was buried just deep… That it came to seem an anachronis…

The United States’ motto is still In God We Trust but everyone knows that’s come to mean Don’t Get Your Hopes Up

Exhausted by the pendulum swings b… feeling overwhelmed and disappoint… we’ve taken elements from Too much, too soon and

Finding themselves at court in a r… for a body politic gone mad withou… aides could only hope to exploit h… bias in lieu of appeals to his dec…

It’s counterintuitive but refusing to make hard choices only to see them made on your beha… by the loudest voices still counts as being hoisted by y…

The distance between zero and one is infinitely greater than the distance between one and infinity

It could be the truth if it couldn’t go viral But it’s definitely pravda if it speeds our downward spiral

Narrow minds see The narrow odds of making their es… Cleaving to the straight and narro… They’ve cleaved the path in two And because they can still see no…