It never snows anymore in Baltimore but it did before you left open the refrigerator doo…
AI is A nobody And I am Nobody’s fool
You can’t believe without doubt But if you only believe in doubt Then you’re doubting doubt Which is like Exhaling and exhaling
The US Constitution rules out cruel and unusual punishment but that and a nickel will get you 1% of a cup of coffee now that cruelty is the usual
Hell is having infinite wishes but using them all to wish for infinite wishes Heaven is having infinite wishes but only needing
The best way to prevent something from happenin… is to convince people that it already did
After the sexual revolution men thought they could finally get what they want AND what they… while women believed they could at… get what they need AND what they…
For a long time, the centrists were at the center of attention where the action was But now they find themselves at the center of a hall of mirrors
If Meta has its way Meta will be to the metaverse as God is to the universe Of course if you look God in the face
God gives us what is necessary but not sufficient because nothing is ever sufficient
A movement can only cohere around a shared wish and the left sticks together by collectively wishing that Jews deserve what they get
I’ve never won an argument with my wife but since I learned to let her have the last word I’ve consistently covered the spre…
Beginner is talking yourself into doing what you are going to do anyway Advanced is talking yourself out of doing
When we were kids we liked to spell Mississippi out loud for fun but we never pronounced the S’s–
Soft totalitarianism is like shoes That are just tight enough To remain comfortable If you don’t go anywhere