Blood is thicker than water Unless it’s blood From a turnip

Don’t talk to strangers; Sing with them

You can’t win, Dearth– Your winnings will never be enough To change your nature Which is lacking the means But knowing the end

I need the guy who trains your mind so that you can walk barefoot across hot coals to come to my house

I went to a personal branding work… only to find that my most marketab… leveraging value from a lack of or… lends itself more to generics

Bureaucracy’s biggest sin Is malingering as democracy– Bureaucracy sees the will of the p… As a form of madness But pretends to follow the will of…

We have achieved the classless society: eve– rything is tacky

It is only when you conduct a fearless moral inventory that you will come to fear God because you knew the right thing t… but did the wrong thing anyway

People who enter a plea of I’m sorry if you were offended are bargaining for a sentence of time served reckoning they’ll have got off sco…

Wash, Rinse, Reinterpret

I thought I’d crafted a mystique when all I’d rea– lly made were mistakes

If my wife could re-draft she says she’d still take me but only after trading back to the second round

They say seeing is believing but believing is doing so, logically, seeing is doing and I see what you’re doing so, I know what you believe

A fishbowl made of screen glass is a fishbowl made for one that is magically adjacent to every other fishbowl in this world we conjured where