I bought a Toyota because it’s bulletproof to compensate for the fact that I’m not even rubber bulletproof
No one is exactly sure why God switched from a pass/fail syst… to having you grade yourself but there have been quite a lot of B-plusses flying ar…
Relationships are hard work unless you’ve preemptively announc… that you’re quitting but staying on as a volunteer
It’s become harder than ever to be the court jester– you have to use humor to speak
Life is a trial in which the more you obey the guiltier you become Miraculously
Our two choices are The fear of God Or the fear of death And since we gain wisdom through t… Then we must have the faith not to…
When antisemites blame Jews They haven’t taken responsibility Which means they aren’t free Leaving them no choice But to blame Jews
Where once it was widely understoo… That the only way to defeat evil Is by defeating it Which is always possible because God is in control
In a twist in hell there are no consequences
All relationships but one Are located on a continuum From one pole of complete trust To the opposite pole of total fear The exception that proves the rule
The screen you’re looking at seven hours a day is actually a magnifying glass
An antisemite is someone who sees… And wants to keep it for himself So hear me, antisemites– Your obsession Does not make us
In regular old capitalism we used to say time is money In the attention economy we say
The digital clone born of your onl… Isn’t you, exactly But that leaves open the question… Who is the real you? This can be resolved by answering…
My curated self has asked me for a divorce