At the end of The Sorcerer’s App… as chaos reaches a crescendo the sorcerer appears just in time and sets things back in order Apprenticed to no one,

Like everyone else I dealt with My anonymity By becoming A recluse

Just as the yin-yang symbol portrays both dominant sections with a small portion of the opposi… lack sows an abundance of desire and abundance lacks lack

Everybody worships something But that something is amiss Hero worship is one thing But heroin’s an abyss Invisible from the One Ring

The most useful secret agents Are those who don’t know the secre… That they are agents of warfare

God has each of us on a leash And it is almost exactly like the… That let’s your dog roam within li… But for one crucial difference– On God’s leash we can go

Let’s call the before times “The… It’s not what you know It’s who you know But after the social media It’s not who you know

By preserving crucial memories Your amygdala prepares for the fut… Through understanding the past By digging strategic memory holes The internet controls the present

You could say I tried stand-up but for the audience it was more like when the flight attendant demonstrates how to put on your own oxygen mask…

Beliefs and behavior are the real… One leads to another And we have no idea How it all started Our name for that lacuna is God

The people pleaser’s greatest mist… is believing that if you always walk the line you will never have to

Human beings need to compete for what they want To ruin human beings try meeting their needs

Life may be defined by loss But the picture Next to the definition Depicts acceptance

Life is a movie in which childhood is a sequel to your pare… adulthood is a prequel for your ch… and making it to old age is living in a spin-off

You’ll never convince me that when the sun and moon are out at the same time it isn’t the sun appearing at nigh…