Life is a brief window of opportun… And the opportunity of a lifetime Consists of the chance To help turn the wheel of time Which turns everything towards the…
Some people are orchids Some people are dandelions Some people like the ugly duckling are orchids who think they’re dand…
When they told me I was one of many I took them to mean I was the one
When the world is a tsar Insisting: Don’t you dare be who… Take it as a dare and risk the sca…
Desire is so hard to put into word… In satisfying our desire God provides just enough Which, given the nature of our des… Is more than enough
You’ll be able to tell that nobody knows what anything is wort… when no one knows who they can tru…
It was only after we debuted our sugar coated raisins to fight back against Craisins that I realized you could win hearts and minds
Where once I feared death Now I fear that Death will be anticlimactic
It’s capitalism after it shed its skin
Takeoff always happens just as we are running out of runway
In polite society The most threatening words are alw… I’m disappointed in you Which is politesse for There’s a knife in you
On the Mt. Rushmore of cartoon mice I would put four Jerrys
The annoying thing about blenders Is how loud they are But then again My mouth functions as a blender And I’m a loudmouth
When people ask Business or pleasure? I want to say Life’s only pleasure Is unfinished business
At first moving heaven and earth is its own reward because it’s hell on wheels But self-flagellation
