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Both my parents were tall and I ended up a shrimp Not coincidentally, my diet has al… largely consisted of pink flamingo… though scientists insist that it’s…

I try to imagine what it was like for my wife when two lines meant positive and the closest I get is when

When my father-in-law dusted the cobwebs off our front p… they were back within the week It is hard to feel sorry for a spe… that has negligible capacities for…

Unlike the erstwhile folks in acco… AI has a balance sheet for taste and determined that after their recent depreciation all jokes are in poor taste

By keeping us on screen text messages, direct messages, et… are always mixed messages of the Trust, but verify

Every night when Smokey Bear would tuck me in… the last thing he always said was Only you can prevent forest fires

Many con artists have a moral awakening; even more realize that the only compassionate thing to do is continue the con

It’s because certain questions will get you killed that certain other questions are also answers

I was born in the summer of my 47th year coming home to a place my mazel’d ever been before

History’s first lesson– the ABCs– is that, unless coerced not to people kill the ones they hate History’s second lesson–

Either Life imitates art and becomes an exhibition Or Art Imitates Life

When you can work from anywhere anywhere will do

To avoid road rage all rearview mirrors have been replaced by screens displaying a real-time computerize… of the way things ought to be

You need to follow the rules all t… so that you’re following the rules… At the same time, you need to know exactly when to break the rules But there can’t be a rule for brea…