I want to believe in God I believe in UFOs I don’t believe in recycling I don’t want to believe in what th…

God is equal parts Ardor and candor But we can’t get a handle on True love

When I started telling my employe… Apologies in advance! they still felt compelled by decor… No apologies needed which was how I ended exploitation

Who says ye cannae change the laws… Where before Every action had An equal and opposite reaction Now every reaction

In the cyber proxy war of all agai… We are all fighting each other So that none of us have to fight Our own worst inclinations

When hell freezes over we’ll all skate on our sins

The second we try Patience Is the moment we stop trying God’… Patience

I used to believe that if no one was unwanted there would be no more Wanted post… Now I think that because we can never stop wanting

You can’t call timeout in soccer But you can fake an injury You can’t call timeout in life But you can fake yourself out By believing you’ve faked us all o…

In Judaism The three most important prohibiti… Idolatry, adultery, and murder In idolatry you abandon God In adultery you abandon your soulm…

I always liked making people laugh until my undergraduates told me that it was an abuse of power asym…

Author your own story By questioning your own authority In order to find out What you are trying to control And if, like me

My life was about to go down the drain but the drain was clogged

In the movies they always guess right when it’s time to cut the blue wire or the red wire on the ticking time bomb