If my peccadillos Are mere cigarillos Why is my hide as thick as an arma…

You’ll know you’re but a prop In someone else’s mise en scene When, after the photo op And the choir’s said amen You’re left to close up shop

I can’t guess your age but I can guess your age when you got that tattoo

If I said– The worst thing you can say about… is that he always plays it safe– then he sounds like a perfectly ni… But when I say–

“Did you know that your brain regularly fills in for missing information, much of the time without you even knowing that this is going on?” “(I)t happens so very quickly and without con...

When I filter my selfie it becomes a safie

Antisemitism is suddenly easy to f… It’s a mile wide and just scratch the surface an inch deep– You’ll find it there

In real life we used to say I’ll see your talk and raise you action but that was just too risky Preferring no stakes

When success is made mandatory for all it becomes impossible for any

In the cold war the gravest danger was recklessnes… which we solved with Mutually Assured Destruction The culture war

We have religion for the heart and science for our brains but the head and the heart are afraid of each other because there’s nothing for the ne…

None of us can see further than our own noses but Pinocchio can see further than the rest of us

There’s always a deadline when I read a lifeline so I’ll cut right to the chase: Conjoined with your avatar you will live forever

Google Glass never took because smart phones are a prosthetic for the hands not the eyes