A woman’s air of mystery is intended as the breath of life but received by men as a crime to be solved

As an American I have a posteriori knowledge that Americans pretend without reason to a priori knowledge of the other

My house built in the 1920s still has a TV antenna like a tattoo you got in early mid… with which you’ve come to have

I am going to delay early retirement until everyone is middle class

All of reality is a temptation To believe in yourself But if you do You’ll never get it– Self-confidence is always lacking

I try to imagine what it was like for my wife when two lines meant positive and the closest I get is when

Carry a pen, should you need to write “Note to self: Congratulations!”

The United States’ motto is still In God We Trust but everyone knows that’s come to mean Don’t Get Your Hopes Up

The remarkable thing about life is how time consuming it is

The decisive moment at the gates o… is exactly like the denouement in Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? but with one twist To make you feel the pressure

You can’t take it with you tells us how to live well But we think it means living forev… and so, we’ve invested in Shell In the hopes that our savings will…

Because the ego mustn’t know its real mission lest it go back on accepting it, this message will self-destruct five seconds before life begins:

We can’t fool God But we can fool ourselves into thi… We fooled God The surest way to do so Is to fool ourselves into thinking

I have a bad habit of predicting the future; it has kept me alive but only to fight another day And yes, my brain is pattern-seeki…

Nobody invents themselves so we’re left to choose between perfecting or reinventing ourselve… Nobody’s perfect of course