The people pleaser’s greatest mist… is believing that if you always walk the line you will never have to

I used to say Nothing to see here but now that I’ve embraced transparency there really is

Because bodies make a fart joke of… etiquette used to dictate that whe… passed gas at, e.g., a dinner part… the polite thing to do was to pret… the fart never happened

Of late I always feel like I just got off one of the spinning rides at the county fair but that’s just the sensation of civilization accelerating as it

You can cash in on your talent You can cash in on your good looks You can cash in on your hard work You can cash in on your good luck You can even cash in on all four

God looks down and sees all of His good kids making bad choices God is one but decides to speak to us

A wise man once told me When you don’t know what to do do nothing A wise politician

When at last Our time comes Just as we realize the need To give things time It will have come to pass

I finally realized that when Smokey Bear says Only you can prevent forest fires Only I really believe him

When I was young we always said If you’re gonna be a bear be a grizzly bear! But now everyone’s become

You don’t really know someone until it becomes clear that you don’t really know them

We’ve got enough to go on That there’s enough for everybody So long as we are tough enough But we couldn’t leave well enough… And soon enough

My social medi– a persona is the mime who just won’t shut up

It’s come to my attention that My attention span is limited By what I want to see And like most people these days I don’t know what I want

As social animals the central question of our lives asked and answered answered and asked day upon day