The last thing Tony Robbins ever… You’re rather sanguine for somebod… he’s an incurable Pollyanna

The answer man is left with a ques… What does a woman want? The question woman is stuck with a… A good man is hard to find but eas…

The new Speech Code prohibits use of the phrase “Speak for yourself” due to its aggressive tone and threatening connotations

An army marches on its stomach but it convoys on its internal combustion engine Still, the way to

I told my daughter Let me give you some free advice: You get what you pay for And she said I don’t get it

When I put a period at the end of my text message it means that

When life gives you A bottomless pit Fill it with Bottomless fries

The truth might set you free but it’s the half truths that will let you remain neutral

They say Believing that God has a plan for… Is a fantasy But unless you believe in God His plan for you is

Everyone who uses language believes in God Prayer is the act of admitting that you believe in God

Aristocracy failed because it couldn’t keep some of the people happy all of the time Democracy is failing because

The world to come will be Exactly the same But for one startling difference: God’s love will never go unrequite…

At first we thought This changes everything We weren’t exactly wrong But, of course Everything is highly adaptable

I’m getting much better at recognizing my wife’s subtle hi… like when she recently put mosquit… over her side of the bed

You bet your bottom dollar I’ll bet the bottom of my heart