When they replaced me at work with… I was suddenly able to devote a lo… to not being the creative type
It always comes down to what is most important to you and what is most important to you is not knowing what is most import…
Much like nuclear weapons the whole point of having vacation days is never to use them
During the rodeo clown shortage nobody thought that the rodeo mime… but the mimes surprised everyone distracting the bulls by silently evoking the dignity
The B is silent in subtle but spo… B-cause a B-ing B-comes human by saying the quiet… The B-all and end-all Is the B-ginning and the end
We’d all been taught As the temps got hot That all was for naught And that was our lot So, we’d cashed out and bought
I had previously asserted that An ideology will fail When it asks its followers to beli… Despite the fact that it isn’t tru… But an ideology will succeed
I disapprove of what you say but I will defend to the death your right not to mean it
The closest I ev– er came to forming Voltron was using Groupon
They say if you expect disappointment then you will never be disappointed But I say
Until the company’s weekend retrea… I didn’t know that my leadership s… was like never having braces but still wearing a retainer
When the whole world is a disaster area everyone becomes a comic relief worker
Old habits are hard to break but impossible to make New habits, like flossing, are easy to make
Monotheism is true; Liberalism works Put them together and The true works
In theory rule by consensus sounds more democratic but in practice it leads to hung juries
