I’m still the kind of person who is shocked that you can run out of gas and run out of luck at the exact same time

In person we can struggle for equality Online we’ve already achieved

God is one And God is the one that got away But God is still the one that’s got a way

You’re supposed to love everybody but everybody knows that’s putting all of your eggs in one ba… so everybody eggs each other on in making a western omelet

People are afraid of change so they change with the times

Our task is never-ending And our time is limited This is a major source of complain… But consider the opposite possibil… Our work here is done

The most common rookie mistake is thinking that because you know what you were saved from that you also know what you were saved for

She believed me when I said that my life was based on a true story

In the end no one could be held accountable for the catastrophe not because there weren’t plenty of warning signs

Whoever said It’s lonely at the top must have never had their own spelling group in third grade

The high strung flaneur gives free advice to the good and good advice to the free

We live in an age when the greatest danger is an excess of caution

The most useful pawn is the one who believes himself king

The biggest shock of Judgment Day Was that they don’t give out grade… Just comments Which, of course, is worse Mine said:

Hell is having infinite wishes but using them all to wish for infinite wishes Heaven is having infinite wishes but only needing