I wish I could be the Lone Ranger Instead like everyone else I’m the known stranger

Just because they’re coming to get you doesn’t mean you’re not paranoid

It takes guts to admit you don’t belong but it’s easy to read a sign that says No admission

In the old country song When Mac Davis sings “Oh lord it’s hard to be humble When you’re perfect in every way” I always assumed

The day I found out I was as deep as a basket of botto… was the same day I learned that the problem with fishing for compl… is that you can’t throw them back

We’ve gone from individuals distinguishing themselves from the… begging to differ– “Whatever it is, I’m against it”- to groups

In showing us what darkness looks… fog is equal and opposite to stars lighting up the night sky

The culture war is a secret weapon in the class war which the haves use to keep the have nots

Some people have baggage; I come with furniture Fortunately, my wife enjoys rearranging

The heat of mutual disdain that always sustained us in person has cooled with depersonalized cam… that detain us via cursor

Ever since I got my first smartphone it feels like I’m visiting a museum and all the decent human beings

The old saying– It’s better to have one and not ne… Than to need one and not have it– Comes from the fact that Everyone has what they need

People can’t really love their ene… but they sure can love the enemy of their enemy which actually gets them awful clo… to universal love anyway

Some people are orchids Some people are dandelions Some people like the ugly duckling are orchids who think they’re dand…

Because I never learned anything… I learned the hard way that it’s the only way to learn anything at all