I was caught between a rock and a hard place unable to decide on a way out Instead, you decided on me

Fox News said it was “Fair and B… which supposedly meant that it was… because it was balanced but really it meant that it was fa… because it wasn’t balanced–

There are no endings neither happy nor sad– Does this make you happy or sad? I pretend to answer the question by preferring songs that end

As mysterious as the caterpillar bursting into the butterfly a lifetime of following all the ru… somehow prepared them to change all the rules

When I ask What’s wrong? It’s always short for What’s wrong with me?

In a twist in hell there are no consequences

No one was more surprised than the… when we cracked open his shell and… the inside covered in mirrors

In the past walking into a cathedral made you feel small Now it makes you feel fat

The human capacity for love is perfectly equaled by the human capacity for aggression The chances that these two traits would have been selected for

Acting locally solved climate change but now instead of a life or death situati… which at least had a degree of rom…

By preserving crucial memories Your amygdala prepares for the fut… Through understanding the past By digging strategic memory holes The internet controls the present

People think that our second civil war will be a fight for the American soul but as Aquinas knew the soul is the form of the body

Desperate to identify new funding… We gambled that a steady stream of… Would flow to those whose stream o… Forebode the worst downstream effe… So, we began livestreaming the fut…

I don’t give a darn about my bland reputation

Early big bang theor– ists were known for eating quite a lot of popcorn