At work They know me by my secret identity The mild-mannered Clark Kent But at home with my family I can relax and let them see the r…
Each of us are broken Off from one another So that together We create our mosaic Moshiach will come
The lion hasn’t lain down with the lamb if, in its slumber the lion dreams it’s a lamb
God will accept everything about you but the one thing He won’t take is the blame
It was only after we debuted our sugar coated raisins to fight back against Craisins that I realized you could win hearts and minds
As an American I have a posteriori knowledge that Americans pretend without reason to a priori knowledge of the other
I can’t guess your age but I can guess your age when you got that tattoo
The left was once really good at keeping capitalism in check but then they lost their identity and have been looking for one ever… oblivious that it’s long since
If you’ve been put in an impossibl… Consider the possibility that you Have been asked to do the impossib… And that a good leader Would never ask you to do
I tried using my get out of jail free card but the CVV on the back was Roman Numerals for eleven
The most common form of fooling ourselves isn’t thinking we’ve got everyone fooled… It’s denial that we’ve fooled anyo…
In the real world there is no plot to speak of but plot devices everywhere
The two-week lockdown To bend the curve Turned into a year-and-a-half That bent our minds When
You can either learn to ride a bik… with no hands in order to show off or to free your hands for another task
You’re only a real materialist If you demand that believers Do the impossible And then get angry When they prove you wrong
