An overreaction used to tell you who was guilty Now it’s just another link in
If you’re looking for answers life is a wild goose chase If you’re looking for the next que… life is a never-ending scavenger h…
You keep the peace they get everything else
There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and antisemitism
The funny thing is if you’re continually nervous about getting into a wreck you become a nervous wreck and then
You can’t be free of self-consciousness so you have to be free with self-consciousness; we call this condition
AI didn’t write this poem; it wrote the algorithm that decided whether or not you would read it
The ugly duckling Is not a duck But he is a lucky duck
The first thing I fell in love with was her out-of-office notification
If you want to remain married one partner should stay busy moving the goalposts while the other focuses on running out the clock
She believed me when I said that my life was based on a true story
If life is the in-breath and death the out-breath we presume that by ridding ourselves of death we’ll live an infinite in-breath
The human brain has 100 trillion synaptic connections which sounds like a lot but it’s only 0.0000000005% of the universe’s 200 billion tril…
I was caught between a rock and a hard place unable to decide on a way out Instead, you decided on me
On planet Earth there are natural… Anything you do comes with natural… On Google Earth there are no limi… You can do anything you want But anything you do