People thought they could finally come and go as they pleased if they could just be rid of the g… only to find in their absence not just more and bigger gates

In all my years as warden I could never figure out how to co… with NFPA code 14.14.1.5.1- “Access to exits shall be marked b… readily visible signs in all cases…

1. Make so much money you could he… 2. Remind yourself that “there’s n… 3. Tell yourself you need to feed… 4. Eat like kings

When I picked candy apples as my… (think spirit animals for foodies) I honestly had no idea I was naturally sweet but laid it on way too thick

This is going nowhere so, by all means let’s keep going

I’m never Ready But I’m always Overprepared

Not much has changed but now I’m a glass is ten per– cent full kind of guy

In the last stage of capitalism the rich will be ascetics

Old habits are hard to break but impossible to make New habits, like flossing, are easy to make

You bet your bottom dollar I’ll bet the bottom of my heart

My dad was a very religious man He always told me You’ve made your bed now you’ve got to not eat in it

Since seeing is believing all that we really want is kept out of sight, out of mind leaving everything we think we kno… to the imagination

Somehow we evolved to love a challenge but hate a challenge to our thinking

Because man is condemned to freedo… his freedom has no exchange value Still, every man has his price since he is always free to sell his soul to the devil

One problem with civilization is that the people drawn to power are precisely those who lack it