We are all mistaken in locating the black sheep’s diff… in the color of his fleece when the real distinction is that the other members of the flock
Post-pandemic life is like being a… Who comes home only to find Her parents have replaced Her obviously dead goldfish With a new one
People think artists are painting, dancing, writing, or… when really they’re all whistling past the graveyard
Denial was a lot easier when your head was in the clouds but your memories were stored on microfiche
Unsatisfied with turning on the T… to take our minds off things we’ve taken to turning our minds o…
In the old country song When Mac Davis sings “Oh lord it’s hard to be humble When you’re perfect in every way” I always assumed
I never believed in automatic writ… until I tried my hand at TikTok and felt an invisible hand gently (as in pleasantly) but insistently (as in relievedly)
If as according to us their problem is being worse than… at least they can get better But our problem
If we learned anything from the pandemic it’s that people much prefer being left to their own devices over
As an American I have a posteriori knowledge that Americans pretend without reason to a priori knowledge of the other
What do you call it when people are so bored that they start playing with fire and soon enough find themselves fighting fire with fire
If you want a world that isn’t just a bunch of window dressing don’t have a world in which we’re all constantly being window…
Anxiety, like loneliness, is a sig… that something is very wrong and amidst an epidemic of anxiety with no end in sight the greatest danger lies in
Either like swords all signs have a point Or like the needle of a compass
After fifteen years of marriage I thought by now I’d have made partner
