For our civilization to function everyone must be willing to meet at the disappointed hour where if you’re not five minutes t… you’re early

The dream has always been To build a time machine And go back in time To change the present But some things never change–

People don’t like surprises so I tell them they’re in for a real surprise which gives them something to look…

Shakespeare said “All the world’s a stage, And all the men and women merely p… But who is the audience? After all, we’re not performing

In the official version of my life I love my life In real life I love life itself

I was happy alone Because being together Meant being lonely Until you showed me That being together

Everything on the internet is too… To call Leaving everything undecided But for this– We should all be worried

She believed me when I said that my life was based on a true story

With the sexual revolution as with all the other belief syste… what men take as an article of faith women have to wear

7 in 10 Americans believe in heave… while only 6 in 10 believe in hell which is why the house always wins

When I ask myself if I might be wrong, there’s a whole lot of red tape

Inborn intelligence used to be tak… but for some time now it’s gone un… With Artificial Intelligence it c… although after insertion it’s alwa… Nevertheless, everyone seems perfe…

Life is a game of Truth or Dare in which you never lose if you choose dare and where you never win if you choose truth

We are all of us unreliable narrators Some of us just make a living at it

Home is where you go and you have to take their shit-eating grin