When our mirror stage was over we didn’t just lose the mirror we also lost the stage In replacement we got a screen (for screening out…

Thanks to QR codes you can sign-in without your signature much as for some time now your phone has enabled you

The mean streets of easy street Lack any meaning– To get there, try going crazy But everybody knows You’d be crazy to try

Happy me, happy precis: Happy wife, happy life

Why do we say Where there’s smoke, there’s fire when It’s the smoke that kills you, not…

Time is money But time stops at the speed of lig… Which means the buck stops, too Making enlightenment the act of ta… For how you’ve spent your time

For our civilization to function everyone must be willing to meet at the disappointed hour where if you’re not five minutes t… you’re early

Mid-life crisis: the failure to start hoping you don’t get what you want

I was the first ever lobster discovered in the wild with a rubber band around my claw clamping it shut

When a tone deaf authority insists you watch your tone it’s because they would never ask you to do something they aren’t already doing themselv…

When the ruffian challenges the professional by querying Am I here to amuse you? the professional displays his domi…

There’s a groove I’ve been going… just between heroic and anti-heroi… that’s perfectly romantic But betwixt the truth-teller and the soothsayer

I’ve never won an argument with my wife but since I learned to let her have the last word I’ve consistently covered the spre…

There’s more than one way to move… So, I’m always beavering away At my dam that bends the river Far, far away from the foot of the…

A heart can only beat in synch with another A broken heart still beats because God keeps the time– just as He keeps us–