I used to stand on the moral high ground to look myself in the eye but now that I’ve plucked it out and thrown it away
Business or pleasure? Let’s get down to business and ple… This is also known as Dying happy
It was only when I shared my out of body experience that I came to understand it was nothing out of character
Marriage is the only place I’m neither feature nor bug but both
The devil’s one job Is making you an offer You can’t refuse And there’s only one thing The devil can’t offer
In the final battle between Good and Evil both sides were allowed but one weapon Good didn’t think twice;
In Let there be plight the P is silent
My wife fixed me with a stare that said Really, what haven’t you done for…
Hey mister, that Deep Blue is some deep shit I know, that’s why we’re
The opposite of bad breath Isn’t good breath It’s fresh breath Because all breath is good So, you never have to hold your br…
The fog is so thick now We’re buried up to our necks in it Our bodies out of sight And out of mind Making the ground beneath our feet
I’ve gone from being an embarrassm… To having an embarrassment of rich… What is my wealth? Being who I am Because I Am Who I Am
Power is a measure of the capacity to cope with our lack of control and in wielding our power to take control
The American cure for the boredom of meaninglessness is not to pursue meaning but to outpace boredom which is why our mass nihilism
When someone says Ask me anything You wonder what you’re not allowed… But that’s exactly what you can’t… Because they don’t know
