For our civilization to function everyone must be willing to meet at the disappointed hour where if you’re not five minutes t… you’re early
When at last Our time comes Just as we realize the need To give things time It will have come to pass
Actually marr– iage is like riding a tan– dem unicycle
Denial was a lot easier when your head was in the clouds but your memories were stored on microfiche
The new Speech Code prohibits use of the phrase “Speak for yourself” due to its aggressive tone and threatening connotations
I wish I could be the Lone Ranger Instead like everyone else I’m the known stranger
Secure in my authenticity I thought I’d avoided that trap which had ensnared so many of my g… the safety of ironic distance– until I realized that
Rule #1- Where God says no, the devil says… And where the devil says no, God… Rule #2- If everybody knows the answers ahe…
If: “The unconscious is structured lik… Then: The ego is structured like a trans… of that language into the mother t…
Looking back on college it’s unclear if I was a party animal party mineral or party vegetable
You may or may not realize it yet But you’re in the army If you do You’ve got your marching orders; It’s up to you to follow them
There was no end in sight but we put an end to that by losing our sight And all we could hear was the sound of violence
Whistler’s mother had just spent a long day with Whis– tler’s mother-in-law
Growing up was hard enough when we just had cliques not today’s clicks upon cliques
Never Win Anything