Afraid that everything I wanted was nothing to write home about I was left with nothing to write home about
The most common form of fooling ourselves isn’t thinking we’ve got everyone fooled… It’s denial that we’ve fooled anyo…
A record sounds the same every time you play it A broken record is intolerable because it isn’t broken, it’s just…
Serve (one another) and Play (together)
No one is exactly sure why God switched from a pass/fail syst… to having you grade yourself but there have been quite a lot of B-plusses flying ar…
God is the world’s only super-bower
Learning how to walk is learning how to fall forward while remembering to catch yoursel… again and again Walking is the illusion
He was a Murphy’s law and order R… Everyone who can be locked up will be locked up
Post-pandemic life is like being a… Who comes home only to find Her parents have replaced Her obviously dead goldfish With a new one
On the one hand even the talking cure can’t cure death On the other hand you can’t talk it to death
People understand that their socia… depends on their phone but they wrongly believe that the existential question at h… is the familiar
Beginner is talking yourself into doing what you are going to do anyway Advanced is talking yourself out of doing
A wise man once told me that there are two kinds of family prob… He said Family Problem #1 is not having a family
Let’s call the before times “The… It’s not what you know It’s who you know But after the social media It’s not who you know
In the end no one could be held accountable for the catastrophe not because there weren’t plenty of warning signs