My wife– All 5 feet of her– Busted me out of prison So that I could get back To a life of time

Updating Nietzsche– If you stare into the abyss at least the abyss stares back at…

I know I’m losing an argument with my friends when my thoughts turn to lunch I know I’m winning when I’m about to lose my lunch

All plants and animals die But only human life is A near-death experience Immortality, then Wil be the death of man

What is the culture war really bei… The battlefield is littered with c… Those clues are our dead bodies That still walk And talk

I was thinking of a logo for my personal brand and I came up with a lightning bug in a glass jar

In the new version of Heads I win, tails you lose People hate to be wrong But love to apologize And if you accept their apology

In my third marriage I went all in on being present in the moment When she left she said that being with me

I am not who I think I am I am not who you think I am And I am not even who I think you… I am who I-Am-Who-I-Am thinks I…

Once I realized that I wasn’t afraid of sky diving just that my parachute wouldn’t op… I was able to conquer my fear without ever leaving the ground

I told my daughter Let me give you some free advice: You get what you pay for And she said I don’t get it

You have to do the right thing aut… At the same time you are doing it… This seems impossible because No one has ever quite done it Which is why you might call it

Friendly competition is heaven on… Culture war is hell on wheels Of time But now that our culture’s wheels… We’ll soon be out of time

They say seeing is believing but believing is doing so, logically, seeing is doing and I see what you’re doing so, I know what you believe

At the very beginning of the Tora… Just after enabling the light God separated the waters of the de… And of the heavens (rendered into… With the land