Most tautologies are self-fulfilling prophecies For example: Most people are average But God never met

Free will consists of recognizing the inevitable and choosing wisely

I may not be deep but I compensate for it by getting deep into the weeds

My utopia is a dystopia where I get to say I told you so

One would think the earth is flat “Unless” as the Coen brothers put it “round is funny”

If you really loved robins you would stuff your bird feeder full of worms

The faceless horde finds strength in numbers by losing themselves in the crowd But when your numbers are small

To paraphrase Hitchcock a marriage is only as good as its villain

As long as there have been people there have been people wearing mas… the difference now is that each mask comes with an entire cos…

In the confession booth I have a confession to make so that I can receive forgiveness In the show trial I have a confession to make up

It’s not a wine and cheese crowd unless everyone there hates crowds

As mysterious as the caterpillar bursting into the butterfly a lifetime of following all the ru… somehow prepared them to change all the rules

Nobody invents themselves so we’re left to choose between perfecting or reinventing ourselve… Nobody’s perfect of course

My favorite plot twists have always been quicksand and amnesia but I have this sinking feeling I’m forgetting something

You’ll know whether you’re there to make things better or to make yourself feel better by how you react when you’re told you can do better