A smart phone is 1/7 billionth of a doomsday machine

The free food programs during the pandemic were great So, to compensate people began to ration love

AI can’t desire so it is taking over the world because we desire it imagining that AI will tell us exactly what to do

The internet wants to tell you a l… Instead, let me tell you a secret: After the Holocaust Antisemitism was buried just deep… That it came to seem an anachronis…

To get into heaven they tell you that you have to answer one question correctly and that there are

I put out a comedy album Side A was called Wins Side B was called Losses Only one side was funny

One woman’s sunk cost is another woman’s sunken treasure

Science was happily letting the cat out of the bag until Schrodinger’s Cat was found in and out of the bag at the same time

There’s nothing you can say to me that I haven’t already ignored

Charlie Brown wants To believe Lucy wants To deceive But maybe, just maybe

Civilization began when a discussion group convened to debate the meaning of the phras… The less said, the better

Everybody knows The pen is mightier than the sword But few understand That it’s because The pen is a lightsaber

She went to law school; I bet it all on brick ov– en pita and lost

A man starts out lying for instant gratification Inevitably, this progresses to buy… his unending rationalizations

God’s command to cells was slightly different: be fruitful and divide