Where are you stuck? Wherever it is That’s where you go To find God And get unstuck

They weren’t allowed to forcibly i… but in 2032 the Supreme Court app… for those who refused In a stroke of luck I was assigne… to the “Canadian” tar sands

Like a fine wine liberalism only rises to the subli… with a good pairing

Whoever said It’s lonely at the top must have never had their own spelling group in third grade

I was never comfortable in my own skin but I always felt okay in alligator boots

People are the opposite of baked potatoes– If you keep poking holes in their theories they will explode

Instead of a scythe the mirthful reaper carried balloo… and we just floated away

There are no atheists in foxholes; the world is a foxhole

The number one cause of divorce Is holding a grudge We are divorced from reality Because we hold a grudge against t… We resent the truth

God’s door is always open Because God’s door is Our open wounds

The internet wants to tell you a l… Instead, let me tell you a secret: After the Holocaust Antisemitism was buried just deep… That it came to seem an anachronis…

Just as He covered 2/3 of the Ear… God made us each 2/3 water To make it obvious But not too obvious That we don’t ever die

What would my life be like If I stopped worrying And trusted God completely? Instead of preparing for the worst And hoping for the best

Per Wittgenstein Words only gain meaning through th… And they are always used in the co… Of the game being played in the mo… So, when we use words