Staring at your phone came to be known as the thousand yard stare
Well at least he died doing something he felt he had no choice about
I was born in the summer of my 47th year coming home to a place my mazel’d ever been before
If Wile E. Coyote ever caught the Roadrunner he’d suddenly lose interest
The moment of truth has come and g… Leaving us with the whole truth: The best and worst is yet to come When there will be nothing but the… And you will only know the best fr…
In Mexico City men never wear shorts and if that’s where my anxiety dreams are set they could represent
It’s come to my attention that My attention span is limited By what I want to see And like most people these days I don’t know what I want
When the highly educated play dumb and you are dragooned into spelling it out for them know that their obtuse dissembling bespeaks regression to the oral st…
Negative theology collapsed when it became apparent God was sanguine
My life as ode to permission seeking was just a road to perdition strictly speaking Broadly speaking
There are neither good people nor normal people just people who are good at sticki…
The mean streets of easy street Lack any meaning– To get there, try going crazy But everybody knows You’d be crazy to try
A wedding ring is a mood ring that never changes color reminding us that a husband should always feel
Antizionism feels powerful Because it claims the authority Of giving permission to hate But the feeling is soon vanquished Requiring another hit of hate
You could say I tried stand-up but for the audience it was more like when the flight attendant demonstrates how to put on your own oxygen mask…