Everybody impersonates who they used to be but only some are impostors

You’re not allowed to copy from your neighbor because you’re supposed to copy from your teacher

In East Germany they had a planned economy and an old joke: I pretend to work You pretend to pay me

There is no Status quo But there is Status

The world is a cast of characters Social media is a caste of caricatures

Cartoonists always draw the lightb… pointing up so that no one will think it’s a n…

Because a man is only as good as h… you’ll know he means what he says when you see him do it But on social media a man is only his words

If you want to feel a little bit guilty just break a rule or two But if you want to feel well and truly guilty

With God as my witness I can look and then see With man as my witness I can’t see, but I can touch With AI as my witness

In contemporary materialism the miracle of consciousness is filtered through zeros and ones making One a number of things with zero chance of going right

We’ve taken the last ember in the ashes for a glimmer of hope

My children have no idea they are living through a golden age of comedy

At the end of The Sorcerer’s App… as chaos reaches a crescendo the sorcerer appears just in time and sets things back in order Apprenticed to no one,

What happens within the gray matte… has always been a gray area but as the gray scale falls from o… everything is in black and white including the technicolor dreamcoa…

Socialists count on the fact that there are no private languages but there is