It takes talent to write a hit pie… but anyone can write a puff piece that in thirty years will read as a hit piece

Notice how the giraffe evolved so that its neck is precisely long… to reach the water when it bends d…

From where I was situated There was no room to maneuver In the situation room And everybody else found themselve… In the same situation

Human beings would be hopeless but for God being hopelessly in love with us

I trusted the process It wrought processed food I’m still processing

My wife now relates to me very much as she does to stinky cheese

Optimism Hope without optimism Hope against hope Unconditional surrender Noncontingent being

At bottom crypto mining is just another form of extracting fossil fuels But the crypt keeper knows that the best way to hide somethin…

Because it’s so hellacious transmuting lead into gold the people pleaser finds it heavenly to degrade gold into lead

AI is a genie in a bottle that can only grant one wish: the wish for

The number one rule For doing a number on us Is taking a number Because when our number comes up It’s only ever because our days ar…

I’m not afraid of jumping in front of a bus because I don’t want to jump in front of a bus I am afraid of

Honesty is the best policy but it’s not an evidence-based practice

In ancient times the scribe produced holy texts through which you encountered the sacred Today, the coder makes hypertexts through which

Yes, we have no bananas but we still need you to play second banana