The stapler inevitably jams And it’s always the stapler That jams the copier Except for the times it jams When you try to copy something you…
The two-week lockdown To bend the curve Turned into a year-and-a-half That bent our minds When
By keeping us on screen text messages, direct messages, et… are always mixed messages of the Trust, but verify
It was always true that if you tried to save the relationship by looking the other way eventually they’d want to be
It’s obvious that God is doing us… But it’s less widely acknowledged… God calls in all His favors And the only way to return the fav… Is to try and do the impossible
Either Life imitates art and becomes an exhibition Or Art Imitates Life
Life is trying So Die trying
Imagine the disappointment when we… both wearing Velcro singlets but each fashioned from the softer… with nary a hook between us
The scientific method has, at long last arrived at a unifying theory which, for it is a dead end
To get into heaven they tell you that you have to answer one question correctly and that there are
Like Coke for Coca-Cola, Mr. Pibb is short for Mr. Pibb, ABD
We don’t understand our childhoods so we spend our adult lives reenacting them in the hope that an outside observer
A meaning than which nothing greater can be conceived must exist; it’s up to each of us to find it
At judgment day they put the brief in debriefing by getting right to the point: You could have made a difference– Did you?
No one ever told the truth but not a one of us were liars because we always spoke exclusivel… in the future tense
