If we rest on Shabbos Then sleep alone isn’t rest– It is To borrow a phrase from Freud The dream work

If you accept this mission This message will self-destruct In five seconds So that you can be born believing… Which is the necessary condition

Poets are to their poems As parents are to their children Preparing them for the world Without knowing what they will do

When I die I’m go– ing to donate my body to pseudoscience

If you don’t believe I’m the Led Zeppelin of poetry just wait ‘til you see my poems go over like a lead balloon

One thing I’ve learned is The good times Weren’t as good As I imagined them to be In fear of the bad times

We’re running out of time Because we’re running So walk, don’t run For though we have no time to wast… Haste still makes waste

People are the opposite of baked potatoes– If you keep poking holes in their theories they will explode

You know a civilization by its ass… and ours assumes a great deal of d… To finance that debt we assume that the best predictor of future… is past behavior

Everyone knows it could go either way but no one believes it could have gone either way So we tell ourselves

Evil is cruelty plus pleasure

There is a place Where children are to be seen And not heard Where all the children are raised To keep up appearances

I was happily feeding at the trough when I noticed it had been filled with finger food

This isn’t the best of all possible worlds but God does His best with what we give Him to work with

The tough part about loving someon… is that connection supports autono… It’s tough to love someone enough to grant them their freedom and you can only do so