History’s first lesson– the ABCs– is that, unless coerced not to people kill the ones they hate History’s second lesson–

They used to give me Birthday presents Now they give me A wide berth

Just because life is good doesn’t mean it isn’t also too much of a good thing

The one path to a sustainable future is understanding that people will only agree to cuts in their standard of livin…

I have two dogs Which means I’m in double trouble I have three daughters Which means

You may think that the unconscious Is there to protect you from seein… How the sausage is made Because if you knew You wouldn’t want to eat it

After you’ve uploaded everything t… and run the lot of it through the… be sure to recycle, but keep a lit… perhaps in a locket around your ne… or, if you go in for irony,

If we’re being scientific, then The more certain you are that quan… The less certain you become as to… i.e., It works like a charm And if we’re being honest, when

Accustomed to the view from their… the rich had no idea they were fas… a very steep waterfall

When I sallied forth to share my… just one voice in the wild multipl… They told me to go fly a kite; it seemed that’s just life in the… Then I recalled as it began to ta…

Every ego is a God complex And like you I almost had myself convinced that I am who I am

Did we stop playing the long game because it is the wrong game or is it only the wrong game because we’ve long since stopped p… Or is asking that question more of…

Whereas Mayor McCheese loved reading about himself in the newsp… ex-Mayor McCheese was served with divorce papers

The truth is true Is a tautology The truth is untried and true Is an etiology

As the enormous asteroid hurtled toward Earth I found myself working harder than ever