Modern research methods have detec… that there’s no such thing as a ba… leaving scientists puzzled as to w… the whole bunch is still spoiled

We are on the cusp of a great cala… The war of all against all Will commence as soon as No one lifts a finger Do not be fooled–

When your nuclear family of origin Takes the nuclear option They’ve already gone mad and self-… So, they’re counting on mutual ass… To finish the job

When I ask myself if I might be wrong, there’s a whole lot of red tape

You wanted them all to yourself because they didn’t want anything to do with you and this is the sound of

An uninterrupted winning streak Can only be had through An unchanging mean streak

I always thought everybody was saying It’s better to be safe, then sorry

You may or may not realize it yet But you’re in the army If you do You’ve got your marching orders; It’s up to you to follow them

The last waltz isn’t over until they come waltzing back in

No one wanted to wear augmented reality goggles until our design team hit upon the idea of making them look

2/3 of the Earth Is covered by water So, most of the underground Is under water Accordingly, in dreams

Old habits are hard to break but impossible to make New habits, like flossing, are easy to make

The struggle to become an individual in no way implies the need to be unique

Unsatisfied with the miracle of li… Peaceful transfer of power in serv… The peace movement plans to establ… A mostly peaceful monopoly on powe…

Whenever it looks like the Jews have finally been accepted by their host culture you can be sure that trouble for the Jews