If human beings are to survive it will be as cyborgs where AI does all the thinking and we supply all the feeling with the caveat that

My children have no idea they are living through a golden age of comedy

Where once an artist was a creator she is now a creative because a noun requires a verb and we’re meant to do nothing which pays well on the internet

Coffee is for the middle-aged; we need both to shit and get shit done

The biggest risk of immortality is the lack of risk Chances are you’ll be bored to dea… for all eternity

It’s a lot easier for men to dwell in the mystery of what a woman wants than to acknowledge what it is exactly that

It’s as thoughtless as a fling conjoined with worshiping as we all “Move fast and break thi… For in going from built to last arriving at built too fast

There are no atheists in foxholes; the world is a foxhole

AI is A nobody And I am Nobody’s fool

All self-help books boil down to this: You can’t fold a piece of paper more than 7 times but if you could fold it 103 times

Not to be outdone I cut my face off to spite my nose

Living in the Information Age is… looking at a Pointillist painting but you can’t connect the dots

If you count the rings on a tree stump it will tell you the cost of doing business

Going home had come to feel like dining in a restaurant where the food is celebrated but the customers merely tolerated

Those who show no compunction are the most gifted at seduction and short of a permanent injunctio… we all face induction by way of their unction